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The Marketing WOF · Fixed price · NZ-wide

Diagnose before you replace parts.

The Marketing WOF is an independent inspection of your marketing spend. You walk away with a score out of 100, your positioning written down, a fix brief anyone can action, and the first fix already done.

Fixed price. 10 working days. If I don't find something worth more than the fee, you don't pay.
01 / The inspection

Eight checks. One plain-English verdict.

You don't swap components until you've found the fault. Most marketing isn't failing at the execution layer. It's failing at the strategy layer. Amplifying the wrong message just wastes money louder.

Inspection sheet
8 checks

Spend vs. delivery audit

Line by line through the last 6 to 12 months of invoices: what you paid, what actually shipped, what it returned.

Invoices · reports

Your positioning sheet

A one-page document you keep: what genuinely makes you different, who it's for, the words to use and the words to drop. Most businesses have never had one written down.

Yours to keep

Channel roadworthiness

What's working, what's theatre, and what's quietly leaking money.

Analytics · ads

The verdict, scored

Every check marked and scored out of 100, in plain English. Keep, fix or fail. Including "stay with your agency" if that's the honest answer, with the evidence to back it.

Scored /100

The fix brief

Not "improve your positioning". A written scope your agency, freelancer or team can quote from and start on Monday, ordered by what moves the needle first.

Ready to action

60-minute debrief

We walk through it together, and you can argue with any of it. No pitch attached.

Call · in person

First fix, done

No mechanic just looks. While it's on the hoist I fix the highest-impact thing I find, whether that's your homepage headline, your tracking or your ad account. At no extra charge.

Done, not advised

Free re-check

Fix what failed, then bring it back within 60 days. I'll re-inspect those items at no charge, so you can see the difference, not just take my word for it.

Within 60 days
Fixed price
$2,500
Plus GST. Less than two weeks of a $6,000-a-month agency retainer, to check whether the rest of it is working.
The guarantee
If the WOF doesn't find at least one thing worth more than the fee (a saving, a fix or an opportunity), you don't pay.
DeliveredWithin 10 working days
Your timeAbout one hour
CommitmentNone. No retainer, no lock-in
Your agencyDoesn't need to know
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02 / Fair questions

Before you book.

Will you just tell me to fire my agency and hire you?

No. I have no stake in the answer, which is the whole point of an independent inspection. If your agency is doing a good job, I'll tell you that in writing, with the evidence, and you'll have sharper questions for them next quarter. What the WOF gives you either way is knowing, instead of hoping.

Do I need to tell my agency?

No. I work from your invoices, reports, analytics and ad accounts, all things you own.

We don't have an agency, just a freelancer or in-house person. Still relevant?

Yes. The WOF works on any existing marketing spend, whoever's doing it. If you're starting from scratch, that's different. We don't inspect an empty engine. We build the strategy first.

We do our own marketing. Is this for us?

Yes. The WOF isn't about who does your marketing. It's about whether what you're spending is working. I'll inspect the strategy, channels and output, whoever is behind them.

Is $2,500 really worth it for a check-up?

You're not buying an opinion, you're buying things that exist afterwards: a scored inspection, your positioning written down for the first time, a fix brief your team or agency can quote from, and one fix already done. If you're spending $6,000 a month, that costs less than two weeks of it. And if your agency turns out to be doing a good job, you get the evidence and the questions that keep them sharp.

What do you need from me?

About an hour of your time, plus access: invoices, reports, Google Analytics, ad accounts and your website. I send a checklist the day you book.

Book your Marketing WOF

Your car gets an independent inspection every year. Your marketing spend is bigger, and nobody's ever checked it.

Email or ring with your business name and roughly what you're spending a month. I'll come back within one working day with a start date and the access checklist.

Fixed price. 10 working days. If I don't find something worth more than the fee, you don't pay.
Email
hello@kendylcoleman.com
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